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List of Movie Reviews M-Z

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The Mask

Meet the Fockers It Keeps Streisand off the Stage and Away From the Mic

Meet the Parents

Men in Black

Men in Black 2

Miami Vice Like Having Your Head In A Vice new!

Minority Report

MirrorMask*

Mission Impossible For De Palma To Make More Than One Good Film Every Ten Years

Mission Impossible II

Mission Impossible III

Monster

Monsters Inc Fun and Hi-Jinks on the Assembly Line

Mr. Brooks

Mr and Mrs Smith

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Mrs Doubtfire

Mulan more food for the drones

The Mummy

The Mummy Returns

My Best Friend's Wedding

My Big Fat Greek Con

National Treasure

Next

Notting Hill

The Nutty Professor

Oceans 11

Oceans 12

Over the Hedge

Panic Room

Pathfinder

Pearl Harbor

The Perfect Storm

The Pink Panther

Pirates of the Carribean some sort of mass histeria?

Planet of the Apes

Pocahontas

Poseidon

Pretty Women

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Rainman

Rambo 2

Ransom

Robin Hood

Rocky 4

The Rock almost perfect for NASCAR fans

Runaway Bride Groundbreaking, groundbreakingly painful

Rush Hour

Rush Hour 2

RV Robin Williams Covered In Feces, Oh You Bet I Want to See That!

Saturday Night Fever

Scooby Doo like a scooby snack made out of glass

Saving Private Ryan no smart ass remarks for this masterpiece

Scary Movie 4

Se7en

 

 

 

 

 

Serenity

Shakespeare in Love smugness is not acting

Shark Tale

Shattered

Shrek 2 dont call me Blandonio Blanderas

Signs Yeah

Silence of the Lambs

Sin City at least he didn't let his kid write the script

The Sixth Sense scarier than Bruce Willis singing about wine coolers

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Sleepy Hollow

Smilla's Sense of Snow

SpiderMan

SpiderMan 2

Stardust

Star Trek Nemesis

Star Wars

Star Wars: The Clone WarsTicket Buyer, Don’t Let Anyone Bitch Slap You Like That! new review!

Star Wars Episode 1

Star Wars Episode 2

Star Wars Episode 3

Stuart Little

Sunshine

Superman

Superman Returns Superman Refried

Tarzan

Terminator 2

Terminator 3 Sure, but Alien vs. Predator vs. Terminator Sounds Better!

The Village

The World is Not Enough

There's Something About Mary

Titanic

Top Gun

Toy Story 2

Troy

True Lies

Twister the cow says moo

Unbreakable

Underworld

Underworld 2

Van Helsing

Vanilla Sky

Wall-E new review!

Walk Hard

Wanted new review!

Waterworld

Wedding Crashers a pure work of genius

What Lies Beneath is a money grab

What Women Want

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

X-Men The Ultra Bizarre Love Triangle

X-Men 2 X-Men United Man would these kids be screwed up

X-Men 3 The Last Stand The last last stand in 2009?

XXX James Bond for brain damaged thugs

Zodiac new!