Alexander
This will be the shortest review known to man:
I "watched" Alexander last night. Fifteen minutes and 39 seconds was how
long I lasted. Poor script, no interest level generated, bad acting and
gratuitous violence. Now, y'all know how I LOVE the violence, but only when
it has a point. This was violence to have violence. It did nothing to
further the story, explain the story or even add to the interest of the
story. There are few movies I have TURNED OFF! This was one. And honestly,
I was about 14 minutes and 59 seconds too late.
In short, avoid Alexander like it is raw fish on a hot day, by the sea, next
to a trash dump. In fact, choose the fish first. I give Alexander an
overall grade of F.
Grade breakdown as follows:
Story: F. Poor. Horribly poor.
Acting: F. Poor. Really, really poor.
Visuals: F. Poor. Like awfully poor.
Originality/Innovation: F. Poor. Too poor to mention, infact.
Enoyability grade: FF. Yes, that is a double F factor on that one. I
think I have enjoyed dental visits, eye surgeries and roller blading
accidents onto gravel more than this movie.
Overal grade: F. I will keep it very, very simple: DO NOT WATCH THIS
MOVIE!
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